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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 72 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

I'm convinced Dr. Spaceman was based on a real Hollywood doctor.

Dr Leo Spaceman offers Jenna meth to lose weight

(If you can see the pamphlet because of the caption, it says "You do the meth!")

[–] mikyopii@programming.dev 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I came in to make this joke and you beat me to it.

This lady would probably join a cult to cure a mental illness.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 11 points 6 months ago

Delta or Jenna?

I haven't heard much about Delta Burke since the early 90s, but no major controversies come to mind (YMMV).

Jenna definitely, though. lol

30 Rock had such great writers.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If your beauty gives you lot's of money you can just replace it. If someone paid you 10 million wouldn't you use meth?! I would

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

My first thought was that it sucks that she felt like she had to do that.