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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 148 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Once is chance, twice is coincidence, three times is a pattern".

Alternatively...

"If I had a nickel for every Boeing whistle-blower that turned up dead recently, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice, right?"