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Man Stopped at Miami International Airport with Snakes in his Pants/ (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So my grandpa was a cop down in Missouri- long time bailif, but also a rail cop for Fresco Lines.

One of the guys he remembers coming through as a bailiff… would go to a trout farm (Bennett springs?) and walk around with some monofilament ran down his pants, catch a trout in each leg and walk on out.

It took him a while to get caught.

I’m not sure id want anything that gets nibbly in my pants.