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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

She should open a pet store where you bring your existing pet and then she just shoots it and tells you why she had to.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

Ya know, I really don't think she should.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

She could call it Shit Ass Pet Killers.