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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

“Joe Biden’s dog has attacked 24 Secret Service people,” and that's what I call praxis

Commander said ACAB

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

How many non-secret service people have been bitten by Commander? If the answer is zero, what do these secret service people do to antagonise Commander?