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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe if Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo endorse him, he'll siphon voters from Trump.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's pretty damn hard to siphon voters from Don Cheeto Poorleone, they way they've attached their face holes to his blistered pucker en masse. How else are they almost as full of shit as he is?

[–] Woozythebear@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

It's a real shame that politicians can do literally the most awful things and still have hundreds of million of people dick ride for them.