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RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 6 months ago by misk@sopuli.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] solo@kbin.earth 39 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

His brain is so toxic that the unfortunate worm died of poisoning.

[–] jmiller@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago

Maybe that was literally the case, he apparently had mercury poisoning at around the same time.

It's starting to sound like a retelling of the old lady who swallowed the fly.

Someone needs to invite /u/Poem_for_your_sprog to Lemmy.