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In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (19 children)

Based on that list; here are two ChatGPT generated meal plans, one for a woke person and one for a not woke person (don't ask about the numbers, it probably can't count):

Woke Meal Plan:

  • Breakfast: Avocado toast with quinoa sprinkles (Approx. 350 calories)

  • Snack: Banana with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)

  • Lunch: Quinoa salad with chickpeas, mixed greens, and avocado (Approx. 450 calories)

  • Snack: Hummus with carrot sticks (Approx. 150 calories)

  • Dinner: Tofu stir-fry with a side of non-dairy milk (Approx. 400 calories)

Total calories: Approximately 1550 calories

Not Woke Meal Plan:

  • Breakfast: Bacon and cheese omelette with a side of toast and cow's milk (Approx. 600 calories)

  • Snack: Chocolate chip muffin (Approx. 400 calories)

  • Lunch: Burger and fries with a milkshake (Approx. 1200 calories)

  • Snack: Cheese and crackers (Approx. 300 calories)

  • Dinner: Spaghetti-topped pizza with a side of garlic bread and a glass of cow's milk (Approx. 800 calories)

Total calories: Approximately 3300 calories

These are rough estimates and may vary depending on specific ingredients and portion sizes.

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Why does it insist on accompanying dinner with a glass of milk?

[–] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For getting a contrast b/w dairy and non-dairy

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

Well, sure. But Mr. Non-Woke apparently needs cow's milk in all three meals of the day anyway, so it didn't need to have milk with dinner specifically.

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