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Quantum internet draws near thanks to entangled memory breakthroughs (www.newscientist.com)
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[โ€“] KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Well, with quantum internet, your browser history will exist in a superposition of both cleared and full of porn, each moment when showing someone your screen will be filled with tension. The only way out of that tension will be either to collapse the function by butt fucking, or inquire the state of their browser history.

[โ€“] technomad@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 months ago

I need to unread this.