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It could soon be illegal to publicly wear a mask for health reasons in NC (arstechnica.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Xatolos@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] puppy@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

But here I thought Republicans only cared about facts, not feelings. . .

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Republican claim on hard-nosed, reality-based reasoning is just so astoundingly mendacious. I find myself legitimately perplexed over the whole thing.

I mean, the guys who believe the Earth is 6,000 years old, trickle-down economics work, ectopic pregnancies are a gift from God and mustn't be stopped, vaccines are poisonous, life doesn't evolve, and Donald Trump was a good president are the down-to-Earth realists? Is this performance art of some kind?

How do people like that survive to adulthood?

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

By not being beaten with baseball bats when they prove to be sociopathically psychotic

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

For republicans, feelings are facts!