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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

$10 says it happened once.

[–] soba@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And that one time it was his cousin who he hadn't seen in 15 years. Sam, is that you?

OMG, the curse of fame. I can't handle this shit.

[–] Rekorse@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Seriously, I run into people who "know me" all the time. Its called living in a single area all your life.

The dude could move to my neighborhood and noone would know who he is.