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Trump demands drug test for Biden ahead of first debate (thehill.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

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[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 91 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Do the debates, and reveal the results of the drug test (taken by both candidates) DURING the debate. Let's do this shit like Maury.

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Can Maury reveal it as well?? I would actually watch it then!

[–] nickhammes@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Can Maury moderate it? Bring in some family members before they reveal the test results, maybe some videos played to tell us a bit more about them

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Hold on, we don't want him getting aroused.

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