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Trump Sounds Alarm For Americans Paying Off Porn Stars: ‘IF THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ME, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE!’ (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The headlines should not be hushmoney it should be financial fraud to influence the election.

[–] kbin_space_program@kbin.run 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The rich absolutely want to codify that they have a set of rules "worthy of their position" and the corporate media is being forced to tow that line.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Falsification of business records is apparently a "trivial matter" to a certain kind of person with government contracts.

[–] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 11 points 5 months ago

Let him be next.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Fuck yeah, sing it!

(Also fwiw it is toe the line, like in sports is the reference. It also is an extremely easy typo to make that autocorrect won't recognize!)