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Trump Sounds Alarm For Americans Paying Off Porn Stars: ‘IF THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ME, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE!’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] variants@possumpat.io 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He's sad that he isn't as high on the ladder as he thought

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

He's on the top of his ladder, but the ladder sinks into the ground the more weight you put it on it. And I know that soulds like a fat joke, but it's not. I don't fat shame.

I'm just suggesting that everyone on that ladder has so much extra bullshit as baggage, that they're starting to not be able to support itself anymore.

Sometimes I wonder how Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Rosevelt would feel if they could see the republican party today. I assume Lincoln would say something like "I no longer wish to observe such buffoonary. Summon John Wilks Booth."