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‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (www.yahoo.com)

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 55 points 5 months ago (36 children)

Look, I'm all for equal representation and equal opportunity for everyone. The US had a black president already, which is awesome, but I'm not thinking the next step here is to "recently convicted felon". Maybe try for a woman as president first?

Just saying.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (25 children)

There's a whole long LIST of things we can try long before settling on "first felon president."

First Woman President
First Openly Gay President
First Asian/Pacific Islander President
First Albino President
First Teenage President
First Werewolf President
First Teenage Werewolf President
First Robot President
First Robot Teenage Werewolf President
First Normal President

We could go on and on too.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 months ago

First Normal President

Hey now, let's be realistic here.

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