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Gay Republican candidate melts down when he figured out that his party is homophobic (www.lgbtqnation.com)

submitted 6 months ago by SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In the sense I am defined by the bowl of crackers I just ate

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

White and crumbly, possibly oregano flavored?

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I wish. I am made out of yellow stuff that might be cheese