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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

The theater near me is staffed by teenagers who couldn't care less. I always stop at the dollar store or even grab a burger and put it in my backpack. I haven't been asked about the contents of my bag in like 10 years

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah same. I've brought burritos, burgers, beers.

My favorite was during the opening scene of the Great Gatsby when they're glamorizing all the champagne flowing at these elegant parties, I popped my bottle of champagne I brought in for my girlfriend and I to share and this other guy was like "aw fuck you", in an envious tone.

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