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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 4 months ago by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Raw popcorn kernels are not digestible 'food.' Oil is not food. Salt is not food.

Combine. Add heat. Et Voila! Someone complain, bring in bags of powdered chemicals, beakers, reagents, and bunsen burners, and go to work.

It's all in the technical margins.

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All 3 of those things are tax-exempt where I'm from, because they're food

Worth a try though

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml -1 points 4 months ago

Tax-exemption opens up a whole other promising venue. Hibachi and a chartered accountant at the next movie night.

This could work.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jesse, wtf are you talking about

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml -1 points 4 months ago