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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 262 points 3 months ago (38 children)

This is a story of one bootlicking employee who was in desperate need of fucking off and minding his own business:

However, just as the movie started, an employee told them to put their snack bags away, the report said. They agreed but the employee apparently insisted on sitting next to them to monitor the snack situation.

A few minutes later, one of the children popped a Skittle he was already holding into his mouth, and quite frankly, all hell broke loose, the women said. The employee started shouting at them, and said that the police would be called unless they left. This is when the children started crying.

“My niece asked nicely: ‘If you’re calling the police, are they going to kill my mum?’” one of the women told the newspaper. “And he laughed at that stage. He looks directly in her face and he said: ‘Yeah, maybe we’ll find out.’

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 188 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Dude's progressed from boot licking to boot felatio to boot deep throat, what in the fuck seriously.

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

mf was a thigh-high fr fr

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