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J.D. Vance Told His Son to ‘Shut The Hell Up’ About Pokemon While Talking to Trump (12ft.io)

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Who the fuck is J.D. Vance?

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 32 points 1 month ago

He’s just some weirdo.

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

He's that one guy that works at Vance Refrigeration, I think

[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weird guy who admitted to fucking a couch

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Technically he didn't admit it. Just didn't deny it.

[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We both know the truth

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

So does the couch. But no word from them yet. Might be undercover.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's an entitled suburbanite shithead cosplaying as an Appalachian (which he is not and never has been).

[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

James David Vance the Couch Penetrance

[–] TotesIllegit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Trump's pick for Vice President. I didn't know who he was until he was announced, either.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

He's a politician in the United States.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

You might remember him as James Bowman.