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I know this is probably a shitposting meme. And my wife and my female friend, when I asked them, both laughed and said, "Yeah all the time." I can't tell if it's sarcasm.

I asked this because Im a guy, and we've heard it all before. The guy plowing a warm apple pie. The ookie cookie BS. The jerk off with a sock. Dudes have done some weird things. I absolutely have found myself relieving some stress in interesting ways.

But veggies: Is this a common thing? Am I going to have to worry that my daughter, when she reaches a curious age, starts exploring with vegetables?

During puberty, should I start giving my children Amazon gift cards or no questions ask money to protect my produce?

I am aware this question is ridiculous and I am prepared to be ridiculed.

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[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm just thinking of the little pokey things (spines?) on the cucumbers. Ouch.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fester@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Barbed, for everyone’s horror.

[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How dose cucumbers look where you live? Mostly the ones bought from the store.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah this is weird to me too, all the cucumbers i've seen are very smooth..

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not on the plant, the little spines have already been broken off before they get put on a store shelf.

Wait until you find out what Dragonfruit grows on.

[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Spoiler: cactus. And you can grow the seeds for your very own houseplant.

[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Kinda like this. (Random internet image.)

The bumpy things are sharp.

cucumbers

[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Intresting, I have never seen a cucumber look like that. Closest are some types frown in home gardens but not even those have been that bumpy.

Here they look kind like this

So completely smooth and with around the same circumference as the bigger part of most carrots.

[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Looks kinda plasticky compared to the cucumbers I am familiar with. Also looks like it is missing the seeds! Interesting. Thanks for sharing with me!

[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

They do have seeds but very very tiny ones.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

those are pickling cucumbers here, technically also called a cucumber but you don't really think of them as the same thing, like how raw beets are technically perfectly edible but it's assumed you'll pickle them.