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Student charged with felony after pointing finger gun (youtu.be)

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[+] atro_city@fedia.io -24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's one way to misunderstand the sentence. Impressive. The USA preschool reading level isn't a joke after all.

Half of U.S. adults can’t read a book written at the 8th-grade level.

sauce

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

You are replying to the most obvious of jokes, but even if it wasn't a joke your response doesn't really make sense. There is nothing in that comment that would imply that the person writing that comment misunderstood what you wrote.

[–] snailfact@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago

bro is part of the 30%

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Are you describing yourself here or what?

You made a snarky comment, I made a snarky joke in the same vein, you decide to bring in statistics (of the wrong country btw)? Why?