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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dude. You have way more than enough money. Go enjoy some real life, doing whatever it is soulless husks enjoy doing. Leave the rest of us alone.

[–] subignition@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

You can't enjoy anything but accumulating more money by the time you get to that point I think

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