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I'm pretty sure you have a better chance winning the lottery.
My luck:
Last two passengers stumble onto the plane.
Flight attendant close the door.
They sit down in the empty seats next to me all covered in sweat and smelling not so fresh. "We had to run to make it."
Oh joy....
Carrying bags of fast food…