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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

"It wouldn't be right to rape you, you have a boyfriend," is about what I expect from a 4Channer.

EDIT: Holy fuck Lemmy, this comment section is a dumpster fire. First, to all the people saying he did reject her because she was drunk, not because she has a boyfriend, there's no evidence of that; he stated twice that it was wrong because she had a boyfriend, and zero times that it was wrong because she was drunk. But whatever, if you want to believe that, whatever, I'm done arguing over your fan fiction.

But here are some things that are 100% facts that some of you need to understand:

  1. If someone is throwing up, they are too drunk to consent to sex.
  2. If you are not throwing up, you are almost certainly not as drunk as someone who is throwing up. The person vomiting has alcohol poisoning, and unless you also have symptoms of alcohol poisoning, you are more sober than them.
  3. Vomiting does not remove alcohol from your system. Intoxication occurs when alcohol enters your bloodstream. Vomiting will prevent further alcohol from entering your bloodstream, but it will not remove any alcohol from your bloodstream, and you'll be just as drunk as you were before you vomited.
  4. If the OP had sex with the girl in this story, it would have been rape. She was far too drunk to give consent, and based on his telling, he was not. Clearly, some of you feel differently, but your shitty opinions on consent don't change the fact that legally, it would have been rape.
[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you're shitting on them for doing the right thing? Or am I misinterpreting

[–] match@pawb.social -1 points 2 months ago

The last temptation is the greatest treason / to do the right deed, for the wrong reason

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If you were in that situation, would you say "no, I would be raping you"? The boyfriend excuse is a much more tactful way to get yourself out of the situation (as well as a good enough reason in its own right).

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No it's not. "Hey, I really like you, but you've had too much to drink and this wouldn't be right. If you feel this way tomorrow, let me know," is a perfectly acceptable answer. Hell, I've given that answer before. It's certainly not less tactful than, "You have a boyfriend and what you're doing is wrong." And yeah, cheating on your boyfriend is bad, but not as bad as rape, which this would have been.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Keep in mind, you're telling this to a blackout horny drunk person. In honesty, it doesn't matter what you actually say.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OK, so if it doesn't matter what he said, why lie? You're kinda invalidating your initial point here.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, okay, the drunk person will still react to what you say; they just won't remember. Having a gracious exit to the situation is preferable to, say, "OH MY GOD THERE'S AN AXE MURDERER BEHIND YOU" and running away when they turn around.

I began with 'have some tact' after all.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wrong as fuck she is not too drunk to consent what the fuck lol

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

LOL, exactly the shit I'm talking about. Imagine thinking it's OK to have sex with a girl who just drank so much she puked. I thought thinking like this died out in the 80s, but i guess the kids are back on date rape.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

or I'm an adult I've drank and live in the real world not the Internet like this fuckin opinion. Throwing up from drinking doesn't indicate intoxication level, they pregamed she drank too fast and then tried to have sex with him.

Her trying to have sex with him says she's not too drunk. Like what the fuck? I've thrown up from a single shot of tequila because it doesn't sit well with me, if I mix too much sugar and alcohol I'll puke. Am I too drunk to consent off one shot of tequila? Grow up

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

LOL, you're not an adult. Adults don't throw up from drinking.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Buddy, I'm 100% older than you. That's why I don't say shit like, "pre-game," or throw up because I drank a shot when I had too much sugar in my tummy. I'm going to give you two pieces of advice, as someone who's probably tended bar longer than you've been allowed to drink: 1) Learn to hold your liquor before your 30, because this shit stops being cute real quick and 2) don't have sex with anyone that's thrown up, because they're too drunk to consent (except on the very rare occasion that they drank too much sugar and upset their wittle tum-tum).

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the most arrogant and out of touch comment ever holy fuck lol

Get a life kid

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

LOL, well, if it seems like I'm being condescending, it's because I absolutely am. You've got a poorer understanding of alcohol than the average college freshman, and you jumped into my comments to defend date rape. Condescension is the nicest reaction you get after that. If you don't like being talked down to, trying growing the fuck up.