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[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

... Just get a fucking non stick pan and don't use wooden or iron utensils on it. Done, problem solved.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

May or may not slowly poison you as well as entire ecosystems as part of its creation.