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Anon finally touches grass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lemmy in a nutshell too tbh.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 week ago

I don't know what boards you're on, but wow. Not the experience I'm having on Lemmy. You might wanna check your subscribes.

[–] Voltage@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

go outside

interact with people

nobody is talking about linux

nobody is talking about the bad thing that amazon did today

nobody is talking about self hosting or privacy

everyone just having normal and relatively pleasant conversation and going on with their day

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago

No one is accusing me of raping a cow (I got a milkshake)

No one is blaming me specifically for the state of the environment (I drive a car to get my milkshake)

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Funny you say that lol. I study electrical engineering, and my friends from uni ABSOLUTELY talk about linux, self hosting, and privacy. Still looking for someone to fill out the "bad thing that amazon did today" conversation niche.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

My lemmy experience is not like your lemmy experience.

[–] whydudothatdrcrane@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Are you my ...therapist?

(Read this as in the butterfly meme LOL)

[–] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The proletariat revolution is happening....tomorrow!

[–] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes leftism is just as bad as incel misogyny, I also live in a world without nuance.

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I have to choose I prefer femcel over incel its more fun

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

At least they make fire memes

[–] WastingCommentSpace@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya, tomorrow!

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

The year of the Linux desktop!

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not having that experience at all as a member of lemm.ee and I am very thankful.

[–] EllaSpiggins@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

😀