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Anon has a plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 65 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'd say that if all you want to do is scare the shit out of some scientists in Antarctica you probably only need 1 polar bear

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

or a dog

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah let's really confuse them. A lion.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

nah, it'd freeze to death too fast

Antarctica compatible fursuit of a lion

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Spray-paint a polar bear orange and stick a mane on it. Confusing and scary.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Yup, and there's a lot less risk of complete disruption to the normal food chain. One polar bear will eventually die, a dozen will probably take over.