People Twitter

5398 readers

1411 users here now

People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.

RULES:

Mark NSFW content.
No doxxing people.
Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
No bullying or international politcs
Be excellent to each other.
Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it's a major figure or a politician.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

SendMeYourTaTas@sh.itjust.works

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

1042

Small talk is an essential skill (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

271 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Idk that I really do small talk OR do philosophical conversations with my partner but I'll let you judge. Here's the sort of things me and my partner say to each other throughout the day:

wanna play [whatever co-op we're into lately]? (Then several hours of strategy discussions)
did you eat all the chips again you FUCKER followed by BITCH WHAT IF I DID YOU ATE ALL THE OREOS???
If all dogs go to heaven do their people have to be there for it to be a dog heaven and does that mean hitler is in heaven because he had a dog?
miscellaneous bitching about our jobs
wanna fuck
the dog pissed in the elevator again it's your turn to go clean it
did you see the sweater I put the cat in?
Debates about whether or not a taco is a hot dog or vice versa
how many toys do you wanna get out for the fucking and more importantly how many are you willing to clean
that book you made me read is really melodramatic but I agree it's about black mold.
we should go visit the hot tub vs no it's too fucking cold vs that is the point of it being a HOT tub
wanna play cards against humanity with the cat
debates about who will hold the cat while we trim her claws
yelling at each other for being too loud while the other is sleeping and which offense is fundamentally more heinous (dayshifter vs nightshifter)
discussing the biopunk visuals in lexx and how they would have made all the butthole windows out of fabric
random nonsense words and noises like doing an entire karaoke bit but all the words are "doodoodoodoo doodley dooooot doo"
discussions about farscape's costuming department's extensive use of bondage gear
putting peanut butter on TOP of the dog's snout then filming her
what if we feel like we're seeing God when we're on mushrooms because the mushrooms ARE god and we're all just fundamentally here to feed them
blaming each other for the peanut butter thing to get the other person to clean it up
talking about weird internet personalities like chrischan or the tile patterns guy
calling each other old for stuff like heartburn after pizza or chronic injuries flaring up with the weather

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ok what is this melodramatic book about black mold? Any other fungus books you can recommend?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Troubled Blood by JK Rowling

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Lmao the black mold is taking over, she's writing books about it now

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

The Grip of It by Jac Jemc and idk I'm not even done with it yet

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

talking about weird internet personalities like chrischan or the tile patterns guy

Oh my god, there's fuckery on the internet?! I'm out of the loop on the tile patterns guy. What happened?

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Deadwingdork has a great 4chan series