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An infallible dating strategy (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mercury@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

teleports behind you Nothing personal, kid.... But would you like to be the love of my life?

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

teleports behind you

gives you the hug you desperately need

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(Me trying to catch up all the parallel universes my SO is ahead of me ... and barely holding back tears) Special technique: blast of emotional damage miasma that inflicts 1000 years worth of existential dead per second purely by proximity to me!

But I'm glad you have moral standards & appropriately chose an empty place where we can have our duel.