Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by ccunning@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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No one knows the cure.

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[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Oh no! I may have this too. I'm going to Rush to my doctor.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah. Just go to the Dokken he'll fix you right up.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Dio know if there's anything he can do?

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And you'll learn that you're only immortal for a limited time

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Forever Young