Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

......thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't google "meatspin".

Or do, I'm not your mother

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My mother? Tell me how you met my mother...

But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period.

Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.