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They moved in different circles.

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[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They were on entirely different planes.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Plus one guy went way over the other guy's head and the other guy's ideas just made the first guy dizzy.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think they still had a chance to meet. After all, what goes around, comes around

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

If they met, it wouldn't be a big deal to either of them, they're normal to each other.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And neither of them met Pete Burns....

You spin me round right baby right round like a record baby round right round!

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Great, now I'm picturing a helicoptering dong

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

......thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't google "meatspin".

Or do, I'm not your mother

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My mother? Tell me how you met my mother...

But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period.

Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.