They were on entirely different planes.
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Plus one guy went way over the other guy's head and the other guy's ideas just made the first guy dizzy.
I think they still had a chance to meet. After all, what goes around, comes around
If they met, it wouldn't be a big deal to either of them, they're normal to each other.
And neither of them met Pete Burns....
You spin me round right baby right round like a record baby round right round!
Great, now I'm picturing a helicoptering dong
......thats all you, buddy. The subconscious is a hell of a drug!
Don't google "meatspin".
Or do, I'm not your mother
My mother? Tell me how you met my mother...
But be sure to take 9 years telling the story, making frequent off topic tangents to tell me about every woman you slept with in that time period.
Also, completely unrelated stories about your exploits at the bar.