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[โ€“] kubok@fedia.io 90 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

If you cannot chew with your mouth closed and you are older than 6 years, you should not be allowed to vote, operate heavy machinery or have children.

[โ€“] sunbeam60@lemmy.one 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are people who have a genuine problem breathing fully through their nose though.

[โ€“] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] sunbeam60@lemmy.one 18 points 3 weeks ago

I admire your commitment to this. Iโ€™m onboard. Fuck em, take smaller bites.

[โ€“] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Or use cutlery properly.

[โ€“] modeler@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

There's a word for not being able to handle this: misophonia

It seems that for some people (myself included) it generates a primal urge.

[โ€“] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

I agree, but the one person I knew who did this was a rich asshole. He had zero fucks to give.

[โ€“] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Drag is never going to stop putting food that's way too hot in drag's mouth. Simpler solution is to just make it a faux pas to eat food in front of others. Like the aliens in Enterprise.

[โ€“] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cool it off in your mouth before you chew then.

[โ€“] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -2 points 2 weeks ago

But it's yummy tho :(