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Burger King, Taco Bell, KFC and others pull onions after McDonald's E. coli outbreak (www.today.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Literally, 'not the onion'

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 93 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

checks headline

checks community name

........shit. I should have a joke for this, or something.

Hang on.....

.........fuck......

[–] sensiblepuffin@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

I said "pulling onions" sounds like jerking off while crying. That's the best I got.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

How could you possibly improve upon perfection?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

Don't eat the crab dip!