Not The Onion

12295 readers

1575 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

1013

I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by carlytm@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

285 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

”I was taking a right turn out of a convenience store driveway the other day, waiting for the traffic to go by, and noticed the driver, a female, was apparently laughing hysterically at my truck. She was alone, pointing at my truck and laughing hard.”

First: lmao

Second: that’s it? You are like a little baby.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"a female"

Yep, that language checks out.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 18 points 2 weeks ago

A female, guys. A femcel. Perhaps a femoid, by chance. Questionably a femur.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago

Grand Nagus approves!

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

It truly is like that Margaret Atwood quote, about men being afraid women will laugh at them, and women being afraid men will kill them.