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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Cybertruck manual actually says you have to clean all bug splatter and bird shit off immediately or else.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, every car manual says that.