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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers (lemmy.ml)
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[–] Zier@fedia.io 65 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 weeks ago

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Because they are wise in the ways of the world.

[–] Grenfur@lemmy.one 8 points 2 weeks ago

As long as both remain free and open source I'll allow it.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, that sounds like heaven.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I'd be giving them money hand over fist.

Literally

And figuratively

#SexWorkIsRealWork

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Heck, I'd probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

Who's got time for sex when there's ricing to be done!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.

Bragger

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.

[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!

[–] RealAirBoon@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago

"No sex, tech support is my companionship!"

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.

[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love how this entire comment chain went lol

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Fediverse is so fun!!!

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That'd be us Unix socks people.