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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 6 days ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everybody knows the Democrats are transdimensional space vampires, so no surprise here.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's 2024.

You HAVE to ass the '/s' mark to any post like that, because Jewish space lasers and LGBT weather control are a thing.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm not supposed to share this but I work in the Jewish space laser division and I can tell you that the weather control is actually done with other, invisible Jewish space lasers.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Scholmo, is that you?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

That's something Alex Jones said, so it must be true.