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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] Magnetic_dud@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Of course it's possible to own more than 6 assault rifles, right?

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Only if you compromise and get the assault rifles without dildo attachments. Unacceptable to me, that's why I don't live in Texas.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not if you get the wrong type of pleasure out of those rifles I guess.....

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Suzie no! Don't put the rife there!