this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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[โ€“] Allonzee@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Attention dispatch... There has been a mass shooting at the site of the Tank Train collision, but thankfully all victims have successfully had their medical claims for woundcare denied. Time to go home...

Top Gun theme blares as the Police Mustang drives off into the sunset. And... scene.

[โ€“] Retrograde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Worthy of a South Park bit