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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is SpongeBob (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 198 points 4 days ago (5 children)

How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I'm not gay!?

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 59 points 4 days ago

In my case, at least one

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Like one girl cock I think

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 3 days ago

Phew I'm straight then.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee -3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Like one girl cock I think

This isn't an impossible thing to do nowadays.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee -1 points 3 days ago

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

One more, Tim.

One more.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Two more.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

In a row?