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Missing specifier. You each fall in love with other people.
Missing specifier. You each marry neither your perfect matches nor the other people you each fell in love with.
Mental illness can provide happiness. This seems almost good, and yet...
Insufficiently specific. You both die in the same mass road accident, travelling in separate vehicles with your respective spouses, not long after you're each married.
Excellent monkey's paw. I thought I was being specific, but apparently not even close. Definitely not worth it.
I'd argue this is more in line with the literal genie trope.
Fun lore. Literal genies come mostly from players and DMs quibbling over the wish spell, but they do have roots in Arabian lore like A Thousand Nights and a Night: Most genies in bottles were trapped by Solomon and are in different states of bondage, so those who you beg for assistance might provide an untoward solution. An ifreet commanded Deliver me from this sandstorm might take you to antarctica.
The monkey paw version is to allow them to fall in love with each other and then, like Eurydice wedding to Orpheus, suffer an unfortunate accident and perish right after the ceremony.