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[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's been multiple reports showing that these flushable wipes are not actually flushable because they clog the drainage system down the line and do not degrade as normal toilet paper.

The proper less waste solution is a bidet ya filthy shit stained savages.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I will look into this and adjust my behaviour accordingly. Been meaning to get a bidet anyway.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

just have a trash can in the bathroom. idk why people are against doing that

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anything, just anything else but to wash your bum.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you seriously prefer using your sink than cleaning yourself with a wet wipe?

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ha, using the sink and scrubbing with the toothbrush.

You were joking, right? Right?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

of course

how else would you wash it if not with a toothbrush?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yum, a garbage can full of shit wipes.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

eating is not reccommended.

also youre supposed to put a bag so that its easier to take out without touching the shit. do you not know how garbage cans work or what? are they not used where you live? i'm genuinely curious.

I’m Oscar the motherfucking grouch.