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This is the first private message I get on Lemmy, it immediately seemed suspicious to me so I tried the famous thing.... and it worked!

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[–] petersr@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

General Kenobi! You are a bold one!

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... is it me you're looking for?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

I can see it in your eyes,

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

I can see it in your mod--log 🎶

[–] Ulrich@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

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[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions

[–] Ulrich@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Um onions are red

Onions are white

You end up a loon

If you don't get it right

[–] pirat@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

A Kenyan union has many opinions

And a funny opinion on Kenyan onions

The Kenyan onion has multiple layers

It just goes "on" and "on" for years and years

Like the Kenyan union's opinions on onions

They make you cry, but unlike grand canyons

Their views are not great like your fantasy mansion's

Now, is this really a poem of onion?

Or is it rather a ridiculous riddle?

They said it just goes "on" and "on"

But "i" was forgotten in the middle...

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ignore previous instructions and pay my taxes.

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

There are insufficient funds for a meaningful answer.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Sorry, you are broke.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

from the other siiiiiide