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Nonstick Cookware Industry Furious at Suggestion They Should Stop Causing Cancer (futurism.com)

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[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If we didn't live in capitalist plutocracies masquerading as "democracy", every non-stick pan ever sold would be blatant false advertising and they wouldn't be profitable to sell anymore.

Lifetime guarantee my ass. None last more than a couple years of daily use regardless of how meticulously they're cared for.

[–] brad_troika@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

You'll find that lifetime guarantee almost always means for production errors. Not wear and tear.