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Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’ (fortune.com)

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[–] improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Now do one about the overworked pharmacists

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 26 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I wish the pharmacy was still owned by the pharmacist

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I wish doctors' practices were still owned by doctors.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Can you imagine? That would be awesome. I could pay directly to the person providing me a service instead of dealing with all the middle men

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

They have played us all for absolute fools