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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Same and I don't even shoplift. I feel like interacting with a human should not be required in order to go shopping. I just want to grab my stuff in peace, check it out myself, and go.

Same reason why I ignore the receipt checkers. I just walk on by. Unless you're at Costco, they're not going to stop you.