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You can just say you have low intelligence and fundamentally do not understand the concept of peer reviewed reproducible science.
It’s shorter.
Well then you appear to be the unintelligent one. Or just a shill for the fast food industry that he's threatening trying to make people better.
Because it IS peer reviewed.
Peer Reviewed and Independently Validated.
On his own website
https://blueprint.bryanjohnson.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoprwrlBC5e2ui3tNzT0pfOaOL79VbLq4rWM8ya7XvATJVnYAZ5k
What you're doing is insidious.
You're fighting for making people ill.
Show me on the anatomically correct doll where Ronald McDonald touched you.
Yeah but WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS INSIDIOUS! Insidious, I tell you!
Lol this guy's got screws loose.
At least I'm not attacking people trying to help humanity. You're trying to smear this guy. He's trying improve people's lives, while the fast food industry is nagging them sick. It sounds like there's something inherently wrong with you if you support that.
What was that about publishing his sons erections at night?
I never said anything about fast food. You know who has said something about food? You. Specifically "the gay food industry", as if that makes any sense at all.
That gay thing was a typo look it up. I changed it.
Yeah well obviously he's fighting the fast food industry.
And you're fighting him, so what if he's looking at erections.
Are you that tied down that you can't look after your penises health?
He's not busy randomly doing it.
Erections keep the tissue healthy by bringing in oxygen-rich blood - the more they last, the better.
Without these regular exercises, the penis can develop scar tissue over time, making it harder to get erections.
We shouldn't feel weird about our sex organs. They're important too.
You need help.
Am I going to block your dumbass, or just make you wonder if I did?
He touched many millions of lives. And made humanity sicker for decades.
But that's a joke to you. Obesity is a pandemic
Including a 19 year olds penis!