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Why not let workers live in the office? (www.thetimes.com)

submitted 22 hours ago by Samdell@lemmynsfw.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"No, no, no, it's not a company town... it's a company tower... which is completely different. By the way, did you meet Brian? He's the new manager of the convenience store the company opened in the lobby. It's right next to the company elementary school. You can use the company issued script to buy stuff there, it's great!"

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I'm sure it was your autocorrect, but for anyone who doesn't know it, the term is "scrip" :)

Wait, I should type :( because it's a very depressing concept.